I had hoped to travel today but a combination of rain, wisdom tooth pain, lack of sleep and firm plans to travel further afield next weekend has left me with a cosy Saturday afternoon in. So I thought I'd put the kettle on and discuss all the stereotypes I had about Spain before I arrived and how they have been proven TRUE or FALSE.
Then I remembered Spanish homes don't have kettles so I'm waiting on my saucepan of boiling water. Bloody ridiculous...
1. Spanish people are always late. TRUE (more or less).
This has been a resoundingly true discovery. I added the 'more or less' because my school is a very well run one thus everything is pretty ship shape and bristle fashion, and my morning buses always run on time. However nights out, attraction openings, meal times, everything else is taken at a slightly slower pace. Now I am used things starting a bit later than stated. Northern Ireland tends to start most events 30 mins after it's advertised... but here I can be told we're leaving at 7pm and we eventually struggle out the door at 10pm, all without a single word of how "late" we are. Furthermore the entire structure of Spain seems to be based around the feeling that it doesn't matter if you're late. Traffic lights last forever, crossings on major roads are far apart and I feel like I'm running a race when I walk at my normal pace past the crowds of 'busy' workers meandering to work in the morning.
2. Spanish people love food. TRUE.
caña or a tubo and they bring you whatever beer is on tap. If I did that in my bar at home complaints would be made to the manager...
3. They drink a lot but do not get drunk. FALSE.
Possibly the biggest lie I ever heard about Spain was that you would have to calm down on a night out because the Spanish are much more civilised and never get borracho. Lies, lies, lies. Due to the timetable you are much less likely to see people throwing up on the street or falling over drunk. The bar stays open so late that you didn't feel the need to rush a few shots down your neck. And the walk to the next time will probably take about 30 minutes so that's enough time to sober up a little. You've eaten all through your pre drinks and anyway you've most likely been having a lunch time beer or three since you were 14 so why would a bottle of vodka affect you? I have seen p-l-e-n-t-y of drunk Spanish people here, the difference is they're allowed to stay in the club rather than being chucked out.
4. Spanish people are more rude. TRUE/FALSE.
Yea, you cannot pin this one down more than with any other culture. The language is certainly more brusk, such as when a teacher in the school looked at me and asked directly "Who are you?" At home this would be rude, but that's simply a normal way to address someone here. Banks etc normally have rather grumpy staff but most waiters and shop assistants I've encountered have been lovely. However in Almería the people are famous for being much nicer than in some parts of Spain.
5. Everyone smokes. FALSE.
There certainly are more smokers than at home but that's a climate thing. When Spain makes you go outside to smoke, you were probably going to sit outside anyway. At home it would be freezing to death and trying to shield your cigarette from the rain. Nevertheless while there are more smokers, it's certainly not the rule.
6. Spanish men are creepy. FALSE (mostly)
My experience may differ to some. However generally I don;t agree with this stereotype. The creeps on the street are far more vocal at trying to pull you than at home but you can't judge a culture by the weirdos. Generally on nights out I've found the men here to be better behaved than those at home. It's a more touchy feely culture so someone getting close to you is not an attempt to crowd you but actually rather normal.
7. Spain doesn't 'do' Halloween. FALSE.
Ok well false in Almería. Other year abroad friends across Spain has posted about their disappointment about not getting to dress up on Halloween. However on Wednesday night, Almería was BUZZING. People dressed up to the nines everywhere, the city covered in black bin bags on the cobbled streets, with people employed to dress up and scare you from behind them, Thriller flashmobs, music, parades and chinese lanterns. Any excuse for fiesta!
8. Everyone in Spain speaks English. FALSE.
False- thank god. Most Spaniards know some English simply because it was a requirement at school, but kind of in the way most of us know some French or Spanish from school days. I've met a number of Spaniards with very good English but then I've met many who don't speak it at all. A very unusual but regular occurrence is when waiters like to test out their English on me but still expect me to be fluent Spanish. For instance, one who told me very clearly "Hello" "goodbye" and "two euros, thank you" but also gave me a full five minutes of Spanish on his opinion of Scotland. Interesting.
9. Spanish people aren't friendly. FALSE.
In Almería at least I have found the complete opposite. This attitude probably spawns from the people who were disappointed by the lack of English spoken. If you try to make an effort to show that you are trying out Spanish lifestyle and language people will welcome you with open arms. I've been invited to dinner, coffees, been offered rooms to stay in and had many people go out of their way to help me with directions or advice when I really needed it. Just get used to them calling you "gorda" (fatty) as a term of affection and you'll realise that they're actually being nice to you.
In conclusion, if you want to know about Spain come and live here. You'll get your siesta and tapas but you still get to dress up at Halloween :)